Puking Dog

Guy runs into a pole and survives.... not so fast, my friend!

 He apparently decided to lake a leak on a power line when he got out of the car.  Not a good idea.  [Seattle Times]

Guy carrying $600 arrested fo rstealing a $5.99 pencil

$5.99 for a pencil?!?  WTF?  [Bellingham Herald]

"Ninja" impaled by metal fence

The guy told the cops that he was a ninja and thought he could jump over the 4 to 5 foot metal fence.  Nope.  [Seattle Times]

Criminally insane killer taken on a field trip to the state fair

What could possibly go wrong?  [Fox News]

Police shut down guys "Kick me in the sack for $5" operation

He was offering discounts to hot chicks too... nice.  [Daily News]

Seen any chunky hookers in Seattle?

They apparently ripped off some drunk guys... [Seattle Times]

Hey lady, "I'll show you the size of my tee!"

There goes your $149k/year job, buddy.  [Seattle Times]

Dude throws rocks at people to prepare for Ultimate Fighting match

This superstar wanter to "practice getting knocked out"  [Kitsap Sun]

Guy gets shot for mistakenly sticking keys into wrong motel door

Geesh... a little jumpy?  [Seattle Times]

Guy shoots himself in the leg riding shotgun

Classy.  Take 'em away from these nuts, Obama.  [Seattle PI]