A Burlington, VT judge dismissed a lawsuit by three convicted criminals over some bad chicken one of them ate. The main dude, Christopher Butts, 52, of Dayville, Conn., who served time for driving while intoxicated with death resulting, alleged he bit into a reheated piece of frozen chicken in November 2005 and felt a pus-like substance squirt into his mouth, then saw what appeared to be the animal's digestive tract in the chunk of meat. Chris got sick, vomited, convulsed and... gasp... no longer enjoys chicken, according to court papers. Two other convicts "ate meat from Butts' box" and, although they didn't really get sick... got sick just thinking about how sick they could have become. All three acted as their own lawyers and wanted cash dollars. The judge said no dice... get back in your cells. [Burlington Free Press]