Definition of "Salt Lake Surprise": Lead him to the basement, blindfold him, spin him around while counting to 100, then... beat him on the head with a hammer. [Salt Lake Tribune]
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February 26, 2010
Woman gives husband a "Salt Lake Surprise"
Definition of "Salt Lake Surprise": Lead him to the basement, blindfold him, spin him around while counting to 100, then... beat him on the head with a hammer. [Salt Lake Tribune]
October 09, 2009
Police: Man misses birth of his child after fondling nurse
Yep, this superstar is accused of fondling the nurse that was helping his baby mama. Classy. [Salt Lake Tribune]
August 22, 2009
Guy tries to shoot cat with shotgun, hits trailer neighbors instead
As you can clearly see from the mugshot, this man is innocent! [KSL.com]
August 21, 2009
Brothers beat down and urinate on their showering Grandma
What a couple of morons... Hope they get prison love they deserve. [Salt Lake Tribune]
August 19, 2009
UNO game goes bad, then the smack down begins
Actually, I'm not sure the UNO game went bad 1st. [Salt Lake Tribune]
June 11, 2009
Woman tries to teach 11-year-old to drive... guess what??
He runs her over... go figure. Who woulda guessed that outcome. [Salt Lake Tribune]
May 21, 2009
Guy uses Fred G. Sanford defense to get sex charge dropped
This retired Air Farce major said that he has a bad heart and the stress of a trial could kill him... the judge believed him. [Salt Lake Tribune]
February 17, 2009
Isn't it ironic: Trucks spill beer and burgers on freeway in Salt Lake City
Could this be a sign? [Salt Lake Tribune]
January 17, 2009
Pharmacy thief easy to catch...
Police believe 30-year-old Travis Bennett of Provo, UT busted into a pharmacy and swiped hundreds of OxyContin pills... how'd they crack the case? Welp, apparently, Trav couldn't wait to try his new drugs, so he popped some on the way out.... then passed out. He was found unconscious on the sidewalk with the bottles of drugs he stole still in his pocket. Don't be so eager next time, dude. Drugs are bad....Mmmmkkaaayy? [ksl.com]
January 07, 2009
Woman falls into vent while trying to clean it
A 55-year-old Ogden, UT woman was vacuuming the big 'ol heater vents in her house.... when she saw something in the vent, reached to grab it and fell about eigth feet in... she apparently spend about 30 hours in the vent. Police had to call a locksmith to bust into her house... they fished her out and took her to the hospital... [Salt Lake Tribune]