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Cops pay $100,000 for ripping out man's grill

 Yep.  Apparently, this superstar had the thing cemented to his chops.  [TENNESSEAN.com]

Pissing off the neighbors...

 This guy wants to turn his house into a duplex... plus operate home occupations that involve music lessons, scheduling musical performances and a Jewish sperm bank.  Wait, what??  [KnoxNews]

Woman mistakes cop for Sonic car hop

Yeah... alcohol was a factor.  [Johnson City Press]

"Hello, 911? Yeah... my man won't marry me."

I can't imagine why... oh.. this superstar also called 911 last week because she couldn't find her car.  [WSMV]

Why was this man half naked in a van at the Wal-Mart?

Um... according to him... "explosive diarrhea."  Yeah.  [NBC2]

Oops! Guy deposits drugs along with money at bank

The guy wanted his stach back, but no such luck.  [Tallahassee.com]

Jury: 19 stuns from Tasers not excessive in guy's death

The officers "were doing their best with the tools they were given" when they tased a naked dude hopped up on LSD.  [Tennessean] 

Bum beat you like a drum for giving him a cheeseburger?

Why not sue nearby the McDonald's and liquor store for "attracting persons prone to criminal acts?"  [The Tennessean]

Guy charged with killing his brother...

with his walker.  Criminy.  Who needs Springer when you have the south?  [The Chattanoogan]

How'd you like to pump breastmilk in front of a stranger at Olive Garden?

That's what this Olive Garden said she had to do... now she wants $140k for her troubles.  [Tennessean]