Yeah... you know the rest of the story isn't going to be pleasant after a headline like that... Anyway, this 38-year-old guy, from South Dakota, then got into a fight with employees after he started "hitting" on waitresses and grabbed a 17-year-old hostess, according to his arrest report. When the police asked him what was up, he said that nothing had happened. Right. 15 drinks? Whse fault it that? Damn. [Daily News]