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Facing an 0-2 count, Mom connects with son on third swing

 She used the 'ol "I brought him in to this world, I can take him out" line as her defense when the police interviewed her....  [Observer-Reporter]

Guess what happens when a you pass out drunk sitting on your legs...

 Yep... bad news.  She's suing the hospital though.  [Pittsburgh Live]

So I grabbed the Wal-Mart greeter....

 ... and I punched him in the face.  [Post Gazette]

Fireman suspended for failing to remove American Flag sitcker from his locker

The department chiefs at the fire station in Chester, PA apparently don't want to offend anyone.  Nice.  [NBC.com]

Man arrested after a police saw him with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead

This rocket scientist had his ball cap in his hand looking inside for something.  [Lebanon Daily News]

Teen in trouble over branding study

Um... this isn't the kind of branding taught in school.  [Post-Gazette]

Man fires cannonball through neighbor's house

The thing went through the side of the house, through a wall and landed in teh closet.  [Post Gazette]

Death by scalding hot cereal...

This superstar health care worker is charged with pouring scalding hot breakfast cereal down the throat of a 79-year-old nursing home resident.  If she's guilty, anybody think she needs to have some hot oatmeal poured down her throat?  [Fox News]

Man charged with burying cat in neighbor's garden

The guy apparently didn't want to muck up his yard... 'All I did was turn the soil over maybe 10 inches, and there were paws sticking out,'' the neighbor said. [Morning Call]

Philly neighbors give rape suspect a beat-down in the street

Hmm... wonder how this all could have been prevented?  Thoughts, anyone? [philly.com]