Puking Dog

Eye docto tells lady she's a mess....

Might lose his license for telling her she's a fat drain on the system.  [News Observer] 

911 to caller: "Is she beyond help?"

Caller:  "She should be, I shot her point blank in the chest."  [News Observer]

Two N.C. State students smack into parked fire truck

You know... the one ones that say "stay back 500 feet" on the side... apparently these two also blew through the traffic cones that were set up to warn them too... [WRAL]

N.C. State student arrested for creating traffic monster

The man got him and charged him with larceny for taking stuff from a construction site though... Boo!  [WRAL]

2 dead, 1 missing after Slim Jim plant explosion

You know that stuff isn't good for you, right? [CNN]

Husband Uses Craigslist to Arrange Wife's Rape

And he was in the room at the time...  "The guy is just a freak," said Capt. Chuck Adams, one of the lead investigators on the case.  Article

5 shot, 1 killed... and it all started when dog killed cat

Here's how it allegedly happened:  Some yokel's dog killed his neighbor’s cat. The neighbor then shot the dog, prompting the dog’s owner to shoot his 50-year-old neighbor and, because it's North Carolina and we aren't dealing with the pointy end of the stick here, the neighbor's 8-year-old daughter.  [News14]

Man calls 911 when he discovers a snake in his luggage

Turns out this guy pissed his pants for nohing... it was a rubber snake.  “He stepped back and called us. We went in and determined it was a rubber snake,” the Fire Captain said. “We handed it to him and left.”  [Citizen-Times]

Man arrested for hitting former girlfriend in the head...

with a soft drink. Good thing it wasn't hard liqour! [Fayetteville Observer]

Woman faces federal charges for threatening to kill probation officer

She allegedly told witnesses that they'd have to "clean up all the blood in the parking lot."  Oh, her name is Teddy Bear Paradise.  How special.  [ABC]