Caine Stevens, 3, of Hamilton, New Zealand got "cuts round his eye, lacerations on the inside of his mouth where his cheek had been separated from his jaw, damage to the nerves in his cheek which has caused his lip to droop, and a big 'ol cut on his cheek" when a dog bit him at a BBQ. Turns out the dog may have had a good reason... the kid yanked his nutsack... twice. The kid was warned not to do it... but did it again. Natural consequences. At some point, ya gotta learn that you can't go yanking on nutsacks all willy nilly... [Stuff.NZ.COM]