Puking Dog

Pissed off patron pisses on MGM hotel employee

The employee had the nerve to try to stop the guy from taking a leak in a bathroom trash can.  [Norwich Bulletin]

Man brings hatchet to landlord's apartment to discuss rent

William Skarbinski, 19, of Manchester NH creeped over to his landlord's place at 1 a.m. to discuss a payment plan for his rent... But, the landlord says Willy cracked him in the biscuit with the thing and tried to slice his throat.  The county prosecutor says the attack was premeditated because "nobody brings a hatchet and wears rubber gloves to discuss rent at that hour of the morning."  [Seacoast Online]

Convicted sex offender banned from campus after seeking "trophy wife" with fliers

Bert Allen, of Newmarket, NH was been banned from the University of New Hampshire campus after distributing fliers seeking a "trophy wife who has a passport, good smile and an open mind."  Big Bert is a convected sex offender (he sexually abused a 12-year-old girl ten years ago).  Bert wants a restraining order against campus police because he says they threatened him.  Tell you what Bert, stick to the internet for your perversions and everything will work out just fine. [WMUR.com]

Man falls four stories to his death trying to shut off neighbor's smoke detector

John Wardlow, 38, of Hillsboro, NH tried to climb from one apartment balcony to another to shut off a neighbor's blaring smoke detector when he fell four stories to his death.  The police sergeant on the scene commented, "it does not appear there would be any safe way to possibly do this." [Concord Monitor]