Puking Dog

Groom has to wear electronic monitoring bracelet to wedding

 He's accused of sexually assaulting a woman and head-butting a police officer at his bachelor party.  [Missoulian]

Toddler escapes from Toddler Escape

Mom is pissed that no one told her that snowflake was wandering in traffic.  [Billings Gazette]

Looking for a City job in Bozeman Montana?

First, ask yourself what choices you made in your life that resulted in you ending up in Montana, then hand over a list of all the websites you visit along with all your passwords.  Montana... no longer just for wingnut militia-wannabes!  [Montanta News]

How dumb are you?

If you steal stuff from the Wal-Mart you work at and post them for sale on the store's bulletin board?  [Billings Gazette]

Mom lets 12-year-old daughter drive kids to daycare

She said she was on medication and didn't want to risk driving herself.  Smart, mom! [Great Falls Tribune]

Dad giving you grief for not pulling your weight?

Arguing over a 60 cent can of cat food?  Why not just poke him in the lung with a butcher knife?  Seems sane.  [Billings Gazette]

Judge tells kid he ain't gonna make it in prison...

"You're not going to make it in prison," the judge said. "You're too young, not big enough and you look like a girl," he told the boy, whose long brown hair was partially bleached.  Nice.  [Billings Gazette]

Cop nets two drunk drivers with one traffic stop... for the second time

A Montana Highway Patrol trooper stopped a 22-year-old suspected drunk driver Wednesday afternoon. While he had the driver out performing a field sobriety test, the passenger slid behind the wheel, started the truck and tried to drive off.  The trooper hollered at him to stop--and he did.  Both guys failed a field sobriety test and were cited for drunk driving. This is the second time in the trooper's career that he has cited two allegedly drunk drivers in one vehicle.  Pretty smart, guys... you picked the wrong cop.  [Billinge Gazette]

Man breaks into home, eats cheese and falls asleep in toddler's bed

Oh yeah... he also made a mess in the bathroom.  Would it surprise you to learn that this joker has been receiving mental health counseling?  [Mercury News]