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Some dude take your parking spot at the mall?

 Why not stab him in the kidney with an ice pick?  That's the holiday spirit!  [News-Leader]

The North Face sues The South Butt

 Some teenage started the company and looks forward to the fight.  [St. Louis Today]

One in a billion shot injures woman

Crazy.... and painful.  [Houston Chronicle]

Guy teaching gun safety to girlfriend puts gun to head...

Guess what happens next.  [KSDK.com]

Woman, 69, goes on runway and fires .22 at landing airplane

Apparently, the plane was too loud for her.  She tried to shoot it down.  [St. Louis Today]

Teens steal go-carts, race down freeway

Living the dream!  [KMBC]

Yawn loudly in court while your cousin is being sentenced?

That'll be six months in jail.  Rest up.  [STLToday]

Car pooper on the loose in St. Louis!

For the second time, someone dropped some sticks in the back of a car that was at the dealership for repairs.   [KMOV]

Police find baggie of white powder in prisoner's butt

The guy apparently grabbed the baggie and tried to eat it... Um... [Journal Star]

Are you ready for Easter Sunday cage fighting at church?

A preacher in St. Louis set up an octagon at a nearby gym in order to attract more men and plans to do some preaching after the bloodshed.  Nice.  [WWMT]