Puking Dog

Farmer makes a half-mile-wide heart made of manure for his wife

 Stinky sweet.  [Albert Lea Tribune]

2 drunk dudes stab each other with broken beer bottles

 Both are listed as arrested and both are listed as victims on the police report.  Taxpayers listed as suckers for picking up the tab for housing these two numb skulls.  [Star Tribune]  

Mom caps Dad in the head... blames the 3-year-old

then confesses.  All over her alleged affair.  [Star Tribune]

Mom and Dad teach kid to build pipe bombs

Imagine their shock when they discover the kid went on a bombing spree.  Who would have thought that would happen?  [TwinCities.com]

Good to go: Catheter won't cost marathoner his victory

This 81 year old dude BORROWED a spectator's catheter, took a leak and then went on his way... He stands to collect a $225 age group prize.  [Star Tribune]

Dad smacks up 4-year-old for wearing rival gang's colors

It's a thug life in the Ghe-t-t-o... [Star Tribune]

That's why it's called a stop sign

Go figure. [Star Tribune]

Bike flasher says he was training for nude bike race

You can't just show up on race day with your sprout floppin' everywhere!  [Star Tribune]

"Vampire" admits to harassing teen by email

Former Minnenowhere gubernatorial candidate Jon "The Impaler" Sharkey, 45, met this girl on line.  She dumped him and he used his special moron powers to try to revive the online relationship.  [Star Tribune]    

Top of the morning! More sexual assault in the old folk's home

This time, an 87 year old guy says some 57 year old whipper-snapper "walked over and began to perform a sex act on him."  [Star Tribune]