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5-year-old boy stabs 2-year-old sister in Detriot

 They learn 'em young up there in murder central.  One neighbor, who has four kids of her own, said it's hard to keep an eye on all them sperms runnin' 'round the house.  [ClickonDetroit]

Sledding man injured after strapping rocket to his back

 2nd degree burns over 18% of his body.  BONUS: Footage from saucer scene included after the jump.  [MLive.com]

Flasher says he can't go to jail 'cause...

He's donating a kidney to his dad and probably doesn't want to muck it up from the hepatitis piping he'll likely get for being a pervert. [MLive.com] 

Crime novelist accused of firing shotgun at father

But... missed.  "I just cannot believe I missed. I will never get another chance," she said.  [Detroit News]

Don't this make a billygoat want to puke...

Of course, her lawyer says she's innocent.  [WXYZ.com]

Melvindale woman to be arraigned in dad's stabbing death

Ever wake-up in the morning and want to take a quick roll?  No, no, no - not a roll in the sack.  That urge can be justified; just asked all the Catholic priests that tried celibacy.  This story is much sadder – Family, Murder, Desire, maybe Jealousy, and best of all... a Dinner Roll.  Article 

IRS contractor charged with elevator peeing

Authorities say this guy repeatedly squatted in the elevator... and it took $4,626 to get rid of the stank.  [Detroit Free Press]

So two homeless guys are living in a jeep with five pitbulls...

Can you guess the rest of the story?  [WOODTV]

Priest accused of indecent exposure at a Mexican restaurant says...

"Nah... I was just wiping salsa off my pants... really."  He's gonna be sentenced on June 4th.  [Detroit News]

Mayor has sex with woman on the walk home... up against a wall

The (married with three kids) Novi, MI mayor said it "started out with good intentions" when he began walking the woman home from a bar before his actions took a wrong turn.  Ya think?  [Click on Detroit]