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Jail cancels inmates' Netflix account

 Oh the humanity!  Where's my lawyer?  [Chicago Tribune]

Guy spends over a year creating National Lampoon's "family truckster"

 Keep an eye out for his ride in a Super Bowl commercial.  [Daily Herald]

Catholic priest arrested for swiping things at Wal-Mart

 Bonus: It's not the first time this joker has been arrested for sticky fingers.  Paging collection plate auditors.  [Benton Evening News]

County out $14k for toilet paper injury

It seems a custodian injured her back picking ass wipe off the floor... twice!  [Chicago Sun Times]

Illinois police handing out tickets for air fresheners

and handicap parking signs, and GPS units, and anything else on your car window.  [Chicago Tribune]

DUI suspect to cop: 'Dude, I do this every night'

 "I'm straight up and not drunk!" this guy told an Indiana state trooper after he was pulled over... He only got one DUI though.  [Chicago Breaking News]

Hello Kitty PJs slide down when you're getting arrested?

Why not sue?!  [Chicago Tribune]

Leg rubbing burglar suspect arrested

Police say he busted into apartments and rubbed womens' legs while they slept. [Chicago Sun-Times]

Are you a cross-dresser heading to Elk Grove Village Bar?

Make sure your ID matches your "gender presentation."  Criminy.  [Chicago Tribune]

Woman used lighter to check amount of fuel in gas can

Guess what happened next.  Don't email me and tell me how you know this lady and she is a good person who has never done anything like this... [Daily Herald]