Puking Dog

3-year-old unclaimed for two days after birthday party

 Spent two days with the police because his folks apparently had better things to do.  All the poor kid could say was "pizza" and "ice cream."  [Macomb Daily]

Valentine's Day date at the Waffle House goes bad...

 when guy's former girlfriend busts in and beats him senseless with a high-heel shoe.  "Blood covered the floors" and the "tables were in a state of disarray," police said.  [Savannahnow.com]

Inmate uses rubber flip-flop to open jail cell door

Sheriff says the lock may be defective... really?  What was your 1st clue?  [Macon.com]

Wal-Mart shopper slaps crying child...

Yeah... that'll help.  Idiot.  While you're at it, check out www.peopleofwalmart.com for more Sub-Prime Americans.  [CBS Atlanta]

Woman charged with running strip club in her basement

The good news:  Jello shots were only $1! [AJC.com]

Why'd this 18-year-old shoot his mother 9 times?

Umm... "she wasn’t a good role model, she may have done some nude modeling back when he was young, and she may have smoked some marijuana recently."  Ah.. yeah.  [Atlanta Journal Constitution]

Man walks in street to avoid hole in sidewalk...

Superstar cop gives him a ticket.  He ends up with “Twelve months probation and a $227 fine.”  Wonderful.  [WSBTV]

Man gets beat down by Hooter's girls

The creeper was hiding in their car because “they looked easy” and he had a conservative girlfriend.  What a guy.  [WSBTV]

Principal accused of making kid shock himself

He wanted to teach the kid a lesson for bring a toy pen that emits a low current.  Shocking.  [Atlanta Journal Constitution]

"You are going to lock me up for a f---ng hot dog, a dollar hot dog?"

Said the Clark County, Georgia assistant district attorney as the police slapped on the cuffs.  [Online Athens]