A 48-year-old homeless man from Fort Walton Beach, FL called 911 from a pay phone. Police responded and the guy told them he wanted to go to jail... ostensibly to enjoy a nice warm bed and a few meals. When the police officer told him he didn't have a reason to take him to jail, the guy pulled a bag of marijuana from his sock and plopped it on the back of the patrol car. Mission accomplished: the guy was charged with possession of less than 20 grams of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia and is probably enjoying some nice moldy jail bread right now. [Daily News]