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Bank robbers try to phone in order for cash

 These superstars actually showed up at the bank to get the cash... got arrested instead. [CT Post]

Mom of the (new) year leaves young kids in freezing car so she can tan

 Not smart... on several levels.  [Hartford Courant]

Springer guest couldn't wait for the show

This guy from Alabama started beating another guest in the lobby of the Hampton Inn before the show.  [News Times]

Zombie cat shows up 3 weeks after burial?

Nah... looks like this woman buried the wrong fur ball.  Slow news day in Norwich... [Norwich Bulletin]

Supervisor gets beat with baseball bat after giving poor review

Happened at a Wal-Mart... suprised?  [New Haven Register]

Teen sends random suicide texts as a joke...

Forgets about caller ID, gets arrested.  [CONN POST]

"Son of Jesus" spends morning beating people with a 2x4

Police suspect Ruben was "on something."  Ya think?  [Hartford Currant]

Naked guy shows up for dental appointment

He was five days late though... [ConnPost.com]

Actual headline: Homeowner assaulted by defecating man

Apparently, the dude taking a crap on the lawn didn't want to be bothered, so he hit the guy yelling at him with a milk crate.  [ConPost.com]

Is that why it's called a drive-thru?

Usually, it's the older folks who mistake the gas for the brake and go rocketing through a store window, but this 20-year-old got impatient waiting in the drive-thru line and made a run for the border... [Hartford Courant]