Puking Dog

Dad drunk on playground tells kids to bite cop's face off

 That's a tasering offense in Colorado.  [The Gazette]

Emergency dispatchers delay respones because....

 "they were busy watching a Christmas movie."  I need to get me one of them government jobs!  [Denver Post]

Guy finds coyote frozen in its tracks

 Crazy... maybe it was injured?  Snow news day.  [The Denver Channel]

Dairy Queen customer throws "too thick" milkshake at clerk

The 16-year-old clerk wants to press charges... total cost of milk shake now approaching $5,000.  Idiot.  [Salt Lake Tribune]

Instant karma for litter bug smoker

Idiot's car burns to the ground... [ABC7]

Cross-dressing clown robs liqour store to feed his kids

Sounds like his kids may need more than food... [Daily Camera]

Squirrel pops out of woman's top during police interview

Umm... yeah.  Who doesn't have rodents living in their bra?  [9News]

Creepy landlord put a "mirror" in your shower?

Um.. yeah... it's probably what you think it is... just a shaving mirror, right?  [ABC7]  

2-year-old dives car into a street sign

Police say the kid "did not have a previous record."  [ABC 7]

Dogfight at Colorado PetSmart

Employee's bull mastif takes customer's Yorkshire terrier early in the first.  Lawsuit to follow.  [ABC7]