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Man sues airline for not inspecting his scrotum

 Apparently, flight attendants do that where he is from?  [CNews]

Canada's 2nd oldest magazine changes its name

 "Market research showed us that younger Canadians and women were very very unlikely to ever buy a magazine called The Beaver no matter what it's about."  Huh... who knew?  [Reuters] 

Random woman kicks man's testicles into his abdoman

Guy was apparently just walking down the street when this woman kicked him in the beans... [Calgary Herald]

3-year-old drives toy into river and floats for 8 miles

Two-hours later, police fished him out of the swift-moving river.  The kid had no injuries and was apparently unaware of the danger he had been in.  [MSNBC]

Woman ties up husband during sex game...

then leaves him there for 20 hours while she goes out with some other dude.  Husband dies... 18 months in prison, please.  Anyone suprised this happened in a mobile home?   [Columbia Daily Herald]

Tattoo shop of horrors

You know it's bad news when the owner of the shop practices by tattooing animals... If you got a tat form these jokers, don't forget to go get tested for the ick.  [Vancouver Sun]

Woman says McDonald's coffee is crap... literally

She says her coffee had a round floaty thing in it that turned out to be human poo... Ummm... ok.  [CBCNews]

If the dumpster's a rockin'...

Guess what these two Canadians were caught doing in a dumpster... [The Province]

Hospital calls ambulance for man 10 feet outside of ER

If this were in the U.S., it'd be to run up the billing meter.. but, it's Canada, so... eh?  Why not.  They joy of all you can eat free medical!  [Vancouver Sun]

Tugboat captain falls overboard while taking a squirt...

Survives 70 minutes floating in the Georgia Strait... [Vancouver Sun]