Puking Dog

"I killed him because he was a snitch."

Ummm.... I don't think she's all there... check out the story.  [AZ Family]

AZ woman burns ass on hot penny left on car seat

Yeah... it's a slow news day.  [ABC15]

WTF? Dude rigs sword to steering wheel in suicide bid.

He ended up in a swimming pool though... [East Valley Tribune]

Rent-a-cop shoots himself in the butt as he gets ready for work

Apparenlty, this sharp shooter carries his piece in a holster in the small of his back.  When did they start giving rent-a-cops real guns?  This is probably why they stopped.  [Arizona Central]

Terrorist Strikes Light Rail Trail With Biohazardous Attack

Actually... it was just a homeless fellow playing with the poop he smuggled onto the car.  His frolicking did force a shut-down, though.  Article

Remember that foto of you in four states at once?

Turns out you need a re-do.  Someone eff'd up the location... head about 2.5 miles east.  [Tucson Citizen]

Take that Janet Jackson!

Super Bowl viewers in Tucson got an unexpected 4th quarter show when a clip from a porn movie featuring full male nudity and associated goings on played for about 30 seconds.  Comcast had "no idea" how the porn may have gotten into its feed.  Nice.  [Arizona Star]

If you're running from police and you hide under a truck...

You probably get what you deserve when the truck starts up and runs you over!  [AZ Central]

Man opens emergency exit and walks on airplane's wing...

Lucky for him he waited until the plane was on the ground... maybe he was tired of waiting for all the slowpokes to deplane... [AZ Central]

Cheesecake Factory staffed by Fruitcakes

Several employees at the Chandler Fashion Center in Arizona have recently brought forth cases of sexual assault in the workplace.  Apparently, some cooks made some soon-to-be-manager rub his yahoo's on other guys yahoo's and that's when the lawyers get involved.  Some people...[AZ Central]