Puking Dog

If you put a gun in your mouth to see if it's loaded...

you're doing it wrong.  [Juneau.com]

Isn't it ironic: Three time sex offender wins raffle to benefit sex abuse victims

How crazy is that?  Alec Ahsoak, 53 of Anchorage, AK won $500,000 in the drawing.  He says he's had some bad luck and the $$ will help him turn things around. [KTUU]

Anchorage kills Frosty The Snowman

The annual giant snowman in Anchorage, AK--16 to 22 feet tall, built with snow from neighboring yards, a corncob pipe, a carrot nose and two eyes made out of beer bottles was ordered taken down as city officials deemed him a public nuisance and a safety hazard. City code enforcers, worried about the increased traffic and stability of the structure, left red signs on Frosty's bottom ball and tacked notices on the front door of the boys who built him. [MSNBC]  UPDATE:  Frosty lives [Anchorage Daily News]

Man confuses Escort (not that kind) for Cavalier when leaving strip club

Charles Schultz, 27, of North Pole, AK, must have had a good time over at the Reflections gentleman's club in Fairbanks.  When he left, he hopped into the wrong car and drove around for a few hours (I guess folks in Alaska leave their keys in their cars... where is a thief gonna go?  It's a loonng drive to Mexico).  At 2 a.m. police stopped Chuck and told him that he was driving a stolen car.  Of course, Chuck was surprised to find himself sitting in a Ford Escort instead of his Chevy Cavalier and said he had no memory of taking the wrong car.  Chuck blew twice the legal limit (surprise)... add another DUI to his 2002 and 2006 DUI convictions.  [News Miner]

Man needs excuse to kill himself, so he molests a kid

Bruce George, 20, of Mountain Village, AK is an idiot.  He apparently wanted to kill himself.  But, instead of just doing it, he went out and molested a 6-year-old girl so he would have a reason to kill himself.  Freaking moron.  He says he tried to shoot himself afterward, but the gun didn't fire.  I say throw 'ol Brucie in the general population at the local prison... I'd bet that he won't need to look for a reason to kill himself after a few days of non-stop prison love.  [Anchorage Daily News]