Puking Dog

Random woman kicks man's testicles into his abdoman

Guy was apparently just walking down the street when this woman kicked him in the beans... [Calgary Herald]

Dad blows off finger demonstrating dangers to gunpowder to son

The pretty realistic lesson prolly went something like: "Son, here's why you shouldn't play with gun powder--BANG!"  [KTLA]

Guy claims last nights Jack Daniels steak made him blow a .07

Interestingly, he was on his way into his court-ordered drunk driver class when they nabbed him.  [Sheboygan Press]

Courtroom poop thrower gets 31years

This superstar snuck a small bag of poop into court, rubbed some on his lawyer and threw the rest at the jury.  [San Diego Union Tribune]   

Grocery clerk denied bathroom break gets $200k

Not bad, if you don't mind the peeing your pants at the register part.  [San Francisco Chronicle]

Woman had a few things in her system before rear-ending a tractor

She told the deputy she drank vodka, smoked crack and had taken Oxycodone, Clonopin, Baklaphine, Lirica, Tegradol, Paxcil, Dilantin and Lamiktal!  [Naples News]

Log truck driver leaves boom up....

snags power lines for 12 miles.  Superstar!  [Des Moines Register]

Dallas police ticked 39 dirvers in 3 years for...

Not speaking English.  And that, my friends, is why it's called TexASS.  [Dallas Morning News]

Mom caps Dad in the head... blames the 3-year-old

then confesses.  All over her alleged affair.  [Star Tribune]

Sex offender torches himself as police serve warrant

Prolly saves everyone a lot of time and money... [Tulsa World]