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Teen in trouble over branding study

Um... this isn't the kind of branding taught in school.  [Post-Gazette]

Nude man covered in feces jumps in pool

The guy told the police he had been drinking beer and vodka... go figure.  [TCPalm.com]

Angry woman eats husband's pet goldfish

Apparently, she fried them first.  Yum!  [Houston Chronicle]

Leg rubbing burglar suspect arrested

Police say he busted into apartments and rubbed womens' legs while they slept. [Chicago Sun-Times]

Kid blows off his hand making a bomb in his basement

Of course, his parents say he was a "normal" kid.  Aren't they all... [WPIX.com]

Sheboygan's Mayor talks about his sister-in-law

"She has red hair, she's a little meaty around the edges but I hear she gives a hell of a [expletive]", he told some guys in a bar recently.  Classy, as you'd expect from a guy running a place called Sheboygan. [TMJ4.com]

Zombie cat shows up 3 weeks after burial?

Nah... looks like this woman buried the wrong fur ball.  Slow news day in Norwich... [Norwich Bulletin]

Rape charges aganst college guys thrown out

Good thing they were smart enough to video tape the incident, right?  [WCBSTV.com]

Woman upset after "big fat black lady" written on her gas station receipt

Some moron clerk couldn't think of a different identifier for her receipt.  [News10]

Man gets 10 years for forcing 18-month-old to smoke pot

Video taped it to... Enjoy your time in Federal Ass-Ramming Prison, moron!  [Columbus Dispatch]