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Teen sends random suicide texts as a joke...

Forgets about caller ID, gets arrested.  [CONN POST]

Man used meat cleaver to fend off robber in gorilla suit

Gorilla should have know better than to rob a Japanese steakhouse!  [Sun News]

Idiot parents leave sleeping 5-year-old girl in taxi

and the cabbie gets blamed!  Some people should not have kids.  [MSNBC]

Drinking and driving: dropped coffee cup in truck results in floating truck

First the driver accidentally hit the accelerator, then hit a parked car, went over a curb, crashed through a fence and then careened into a swimming pool.  Boom, boom, pow.  [KPTV]

Woman charged with running strip club in her basement

The good news:  Jello shots were only $1! [AJC.com]

87-year-old woman chases gang memeber with can of RAID

This dude had "CRIP FOR LIFE" life tattooed across the front of his neck and everything. RAID stops roaches.  [Beaumont Enterprise]

Boo: Postal worker swipes $$ from kids' birthday cards

This superstar apparently was a Wal-Mart "loss prevention specialist" before he moved on up to mail sorter.  [UPI]

Cop to suspect: "Can you feel this? That's my taser up your ass."

The community ombudsman said Officer Rectum Shocker used excessive force... [Idaho Statesman]

Oops! Maintenance worker folds nose gear of 767 on ground...

Clearly, a "wonder what this button does??" moment!  [NBC]

Janitor facing felony for peeing on court reporter's chair

You gotta check for hidden cameras first, dude! [UPI]