Definition of "Salt Lake Surprise": Lead him to the basement, blindfold him, spin him around while counting to 100, then... beat him on the head with a hammer. [Salt Lake Tribune]
They learn 'em young up there in murder central. One neighbor, who has four kids of her own, said it's hard to keep an eye on all them sperms runnin' 'round the house. [ClickonDetroit]
when guy's former girlfriend busts in and beats him senseless with a high-heel shoe. "Blood covered the floors" and the "tables were in a state of disarray," police said. [Savannahnow.com]
Oh... she was sentenced a month earlier for killing her boyfriend while driving drunk. The sad part is this genius is gonna reproduce some day. [Buffalo News]