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Man tries to rob hotel clerk with a butter knife

The clerk said "Oh hells no... get to steppin' foo!" or words to that effect.  The would-be robber left with his head down.  [Rapid City Journal]

Mayor nixes memo delivery by firetruck

Every memo (memo??) was sent from the fire station via firetruck.  No, that's not backassward at all.  [Star Press]

Dude bitching at his wife while driving crashes into a tree

Apparently, this weiner kicked the windshield and snapped off the rearview mirror befor egrabbing the steering wheel and crashing into a tree.  Tember temper... [Des Moines Register]

Oops! Guy deposits drugs along with money at bank

The guy wanted his stach back, but no such luck.  [Tallahassee.com]

Guy tries to run down wife with dump truck

He missed and ran into some trees... [Maine Daily News]

Guy fired for sexually harassing a mermaid

He apparently called her "bubble butt." She said her name was Heather. [ABC]

Fireman kills pets to save on boarding

You're going on a trip, you're stuck with two dogs that need care, you enjoy killing, and you're pressed for time?  Why not?  It saves money... Article

KC man urinating while sleepwalking stabbed by girlfriend

Who hasn't been so drunk you pee in the closet and then aimlessly wander around the house?  It gets interesting when the girlfriend feels threatened enough to pull a knife.  Now what really was going on?  Article

Pasco man angry over his dead cats says he shot neighbor twice in back

After losing 13 cats in three years, he decided to take justice into his own hands... "Yes, I'm the bad guy," he said Wednesday afternoon from an interview room in the Land O'Lakes jail, where the 67-year-old is being held on a charge of attempted murder.  Article

Pa. man admits high-tech peeping on women tenants - for nearly 20 years

Do you ever get the feeling you're being watch?  Thomas Daley of Phoenixville pleaded guilty in Montgomery County on Wednesday to 30 counts, including invasion of privacy. He had set up cameras behind mirrors and in ceiling fans, recording the women and even watching some of them live on his home computer.   Article