Puking Dog

Nice: Mom arrested for breast feeding her kid while driving...

Oh, she was also talking on the cell phone.  Police say she was cruising along with her baby clamped onto her nugget with its head resting on the steering wheel.  Where do they find these people.  Seriously.  Say it with me now... there outta be a test.  [WHIOTV.com]

In the old days if you showed up in the ER with something jammed in your butt...

the nurses might have gossiped about you... Nowadays, they take pictures of you with their cell phones and post it to Facebook.  [WSIN.com]

Partying and having sex with women at work?

Good news.... unless, of course, you work at a morgue.  Eeew.  [Cincinnati Enquirer]

Missing guy found dead in backseat of his car... got 7 parking tickets

before someone figured out he wasn't just taking a nap back there... [Gainsville.com]

How'd you like to pump breastmilk in front of a stranger at Olive Garden?

That's what this Olive Garden said she had to do... now she wants $140k for her troubles.  [Tennessean]

"You are going to lock me up for a f---ng hot dog, a dollar hot dog?"

Said the Clark County, Georgia assistant district attorney as the police slapped on the cuffs.  [Online Athens]

Homeless dude arrested for spending the night at Kohl's

Store employees arriving for work were greeted by the sight of the guy walking about the store in a pink camisole and pink panties taken from the store’s racks... a special way to start your day!  [Joplin Globe]

Alleged malt liquor thief yells "It was me you idiots..." to cops

as they arrest the wrong guy... that's what two 40s of Eld English will do to you...  [NY Post]

No bueno at Taco Bueno

Dallas police arrested Abdul Kadir Aljibari, 43, for hollering "You are sexy..." to a passing man outside a local Taco Bueno.  Oh, Abs was wearing a black bra and had his pants around his knees at the time... No bueno.  [Dallas Morning News]

Police officer falls for oldest trick in the book... lets girl escape

The girl apparently told the cop she was feeling dizzy and asked him to roll down the back window of the squad car so she could et some fresh air... you know what comes next.  [Kitsap Sun]